Typical day

I’ve been inactive for couple days and right now I think im again in the mood for posting a random blog entry that I think can kill time in a way that no one else tends to do. This morning our teacher asked as to write an essay about a particular topic, “Life is short”. Well what can I say? only a dash seperates life from death (got it? a dash?? for example 1993-2009, a dash in between birthyear and year of death) our teacher gave us an entire period in makin that essay but I wasted a quarter of that period listening to my iPod and staring at things that has nothing to do with my essay as a result I ended up passing a random yet sensible essay. I really don’t care what kind of essays do I end up writing on a sheet of paper. as long as its from me its fine with me, wether the teacher likes it or not, fine with me. on the other hand Im really struggling on my relationships towards teachers.  I don’t know why but one thing is for sure, I hate being controlled, c’mon stop telling me what to do I know what im doing, you may know whats better for me but I know whats best for me its my life so stop pretending to be someone that cares. Also,  a friend of mine just toled me that other people are not really pleased on my action. So what? I won’t give a damn on those people who are just hating me because they’re jealous. I do admit that Im an arogant insensitve jerk but tell you this, I aint interested on what you think bout me in fact Im not interested wheter you like me or not ‘cuz I assure that no matter what you do is none of my interest also and I got better things to do that care about what haters think about me….Thats it Im getting sleepy se yahh

top 50 childrens book that didnt quite work

1. You are Different and That’s Bad

2. Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me

3. Dad’s New Wife ‘Greg’

4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It” Book:

6. A Children’s Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. How to Kick Ass At School

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. Adoption: A Fresh Start

13. Grandpa’s new Casket

14. Fun With Abandoned Refrigerators

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way

19. Why You Were An Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes Froggy, And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

23. Nightmares: Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

24. A Child’s Guide to Final Arrangments

25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School

26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool

30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!

31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet

32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road

33. You Can’t Help It If You’re Stupid

34. Patty Went Splat! (Don’t YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)

35. Bullies Have More Fun

36. Mommy’s Got A New Baby To Love

37. Timmy’s The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend

38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You’re Not A Sissy

39. Michael Jackson’s “Fun” Place

40. Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer

41. I Am My Own Grandpa

42. Who’s My Daddy?

43. Fatherhood: A Guide for the Adolescent

44. Small Objects and Electrical Outlets

45. Different Daddies Each Day of the Week

46. Operation and Nomenclature of the Colt 1911-A1 .45 ACP

47. Little Hands, Big Toasters

48. How To Make A Plastic Bag Space Helmet

49. Santa Claus And Other Lies Your Parents Told You

50. Fun With Things Under The Kitchen Sink

*Another boring day*

Another boring day and another random post. Being bored by 2 days is really getting into my nerves and im about to have a mental break down. What do you expect? A typical kid being idle for about 40 hours is just like sending a drug addict into rehab for 2 years. Speakin’ of rehab, whenever I hear that word one particular person comes into my mind, Lindsay Lohan. I really don’t know why, well maybe ‘cuz shes been there several times. I really like Lindsay Lohan but reputation has changed over the years. 3 years ago she was like a teen goddess but now, she looks different. Her goddess look changed to something really negative. Speaking of Lindsay, I just saw her awhile ago in TMZ and guess who was also in TMZ, Keanu Reeves, I saw his current photo with his very thick beard and over-grown hair. No offense but he looked like a stunt double for santa clause. Speaking of santa, 150 days more till its christmass again. *whew* where did that came from…ok, change topic. I just saw Dwayne “The rock” Johnson in the commercial for the movie “game plan”. He changed his bad ass beat-the-hell-up people’s elbow wrestler image into somthing like kid loving football playing alien killing taxi driving babysitter for kids with awsome powers. In fact, if you didn’t know that his a former pro-wrestler you would actually think that he was just an ordinary actor with big chunks of muscles. Whlie he was still in his wrestling career, I think that was about 9 years ago, I was really a big fan of the rock. Since we’re talking about wrestling, lets talk about a pro-wrestler slash actor slash rapper John Cena. about 2 years ago I saw an interview of batista in K-zone. He quoted that “John is really a nice guy, you wanna hate him for his annoying raps but since his really nice, you can’t”. Im also a fan of John Cena ‘cuz Its kinda funny when does the “You can’t see me” to his opponents…*thinkin* Theres this annoying itch at my back again. Ok lets talk about Michael Jackson. Ever wonder why I don’t have any blog post related to him inspite of the fact that his death was a world-wide issue?  To tell you the truth, Im not really a fan of MJ. I do respect his contribution to the music industry but Im really not a fan. I fact the only songs from him that I know are: Heal the world, Thriller, Beat it, We are the world and Billie jeans. Change topic, last night I just watched Transformers II: Revenge of the fallen. I’ve mentioned this movie for maybe a million times here in my blog so maybe you just came up with the conclusion that Im a big fan of the Transformers. You’re right, I really love the movie version of the classic anime series. Speaking of anime, theres also several anime series that Im addicted to one of them is  Naruto. Its a story of a young ninja whom is considered by many as a manace but for some he is a living history ‘cuz inside him is the nine-tailed fox named kyuubi that destroyed their village years ago fortunately the forth hokage sealed the demon inside naruto and now naruto is being haunted by many so that they can control the very powerful beast inside him. Another Is Death note. Its a story of a shinigami who accidentaly droped his deathnote then was picked up by a bored straight-ace student, Light Yagami. Light later discoverd that each person that he writes in the deathnote will die and also learned that he can control when and how a person will die, cool huh?!. Imagine your self in that situation. You accidentaly picked up a deathnote, How will you use it? If you ask me, well Im just gonna put it in my room and use it whenever the situation calls for it. situations like, our teacher just gave us a pop-quiz and Im not prepared xD. speaking of quizzes and teachers, I’ll be having my exams on monday and I haven’t reviewed my lessons ‘cuz basically I don’t like reviewing and often rely on my short term memory that I think only lasts 10 seconds for math solutions, 30 seconds for formulas in physics and a life time for silly things but seriously, I often get higher grades when I rely on my memory than reviewing. I don’t really know why some of my classmates are cramming all night forcing their minds to absorb everything that they read and still do some reading minutes before the exam. I feel bad for them ‘cuz after all of their reading and reviewing all night, I’ll still get higher scores than most of them xD.

Im kinda sleepy so I think I’ll hit the bed and take a short nap, be back in 3 hours

Celebrity Phobias and Obsessions

Cameron Diaz may seem carefree in most of her movies, but the “Charlie’s Angels” star gets grossed out by door handles and refuses to touch them with her bare hands. Instead, she uses her elbows to turn the knobs. While she claims she’s not a germaphobe, she sounds like one to us. Cameron’s in good company, however, as there are many celebrities who’ve confessed to strange phobias and obsessions through the years.

Whoopi Goldberg: Afraid of Flying
Whoopi Goldberg seems to have her act together. Currently the moderator on “The View,” Whoopi is an Oscar, Grammy, Tony, Golden Globe, and Emmy-winning actress and comedian, and she seems genuinely loved and respected by her peers. But up until recently, Whoopi had a debilitating fear of flying and would travel across country in her own bus when she needed to go coast to coast. When Goldberg’s “Sister Act” became a musical and was set to debut in London’s West End, it became clear that the bus was not an option. She agreed to have representatives from Virgin Atlantic’s Flying Without Fear program help her address her phobia. And not only has Whoopi gone to London to support her show, she’s also made surprise visits to her family and trips to Las Vegas to perform at the Encore Theater (which had been dark since the unexpected death of headliner Danny Gans).

Billy Bob Thornton: Afraid of Antiques
It’s not surprising that Billy Bob Thornton is a quirky guy (do we have to remind everyone that he and his ex-wife Angelina Jolie used to wear vials of each other’s blood around their necks?), but B.B. has a phobia that’s even odd by his standards. The actor says he’s “creeped out” by antique furniture, and not so much American antiques as French Antiques. Billy is so fearful of being near the “castle-y” (as he calls them) artifacts that he says he can’t sleep or eat near them and makes sure to call ahead to hotels to ensure that there are none in his suite before he checks in.

Daniel Radcliffe: Afraid of Clowns
You’d think a guy who’s gone head-to-head with Dementors and He Who Shall Not Be Named wouldn’t be afraid of anything anymore. But Daniel Radcliffe, who plays the world’s most powerful wizard, has a fear of clowns. And he’s not the only famous coulrophobic star: Johnny Depp and P. Diddy dread the circus entertainers, too.

Nicole Kidman: Afraid of Butterflies
You’d think a delicate actress like Nicole Kidman would find beauty in the fragility of a butterfly. But she’s actually terrified of them. Growing up in the Australian countryside, Nic says she would sometimes come home from school to find a giant butterfly on her front gate, and she’d take a circuitous route over the fence and around the side of the house to avoid the insect. As an adult she’s gone so far as to walk into the American Museum of Natural History’s butterfly cage and allow the butterflies to cover her. But she still can’t shake the fear.

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Afraid of Graveyards
Oh, the irony. Sarah Michelle Gellar, the star of TV’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” has a fear of graveyards and admits that she’s had nightmares of being buried alive. Lucky for her, the set-dressing wizards on “Buffy” were able to create phony grave sites so that Gellar never had to shoot in a real cemetery.

Madonna: Afraid of Thunder
If Lourdes, Rocco, David, and Mercy James get freaked out by thunder and lighting storms, they’re going to have to sing “My Favorite Things” all by themselves. Their mother, Madonna, probably wouldn’t be of much use helping the kids get over any anxiety about nature’s racket: the Material Girl is profoundly afraid of thunder.

Christina Ricci: Afraid of Indoor Plants
If you’re going over to Christina Ricci’s place and want to bring a little hostess gift, get her a bottle of wine or a nice scented candle. Do NOT get her a houseplant. She’s notoriously afraid of indoor greenery, calling the plants dirty and allegedly getting freaked out if she has to touch one.

Matthew McConaughey: Afraid of Tunnels and Revolving Doors
You’d probably guess that Matthew McConaughey is afraid of shirts, since he seems to wear them so infrequently. But Matthew actually has two irrational fears: tunnels and revolving doors. He says he doesn’t fear the whole tunnel experience, just the moment of entry when it’s difficult to see beyond the first ten feet. As for revolving doors, McConaughey says he feels anxious just getting near them. Maybe that’s why he spends so much time outdoors.

Kim Kardashian: Obsessed With Q-Tips
No one likes a dirty ear, but Kim Kardashian is apparently obsessed with making sure hers are sparkly clean. The reality TV star admits to being obsessed with Q-tips, confessing that she uses them at least five times every day.

Howie Mandel: Hates Shaking Hands
How does a game show host who has a fear of shaking hands greet his contestants? By doing the fist bump, of course. At least that’s what the admitted germaphobe and OCD sufferer Howie Mandel does. But contrary to popular belief, Howie didn’t create the modern hello. The pound can be traced back to Baltimore Bullets guard Fred Carter in the 1970s.

Wisdom from typical people

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n putting’ it back in.

If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him…The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

There’s two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you’re throwing’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

*A very short typical day*

June 17

Another typical day is just about to pass. Like what I said awhile ago in my prevoius post, our class just canceled and I have to stay here in our house and do nothing and I also metioned that when Im bored tons of silly yet funny ideas enters my head thats why I made a very random post awhile ago with its topic ranging from pressure areas up to the global crisis. Anyway, I just finished watching the latest transfomers movie, Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen, A really cool movie specially when optimus gets in a fight between him and The fallen.

Nothing really happened today since I just stayed home. I really got nothing to tell you anymore.

When Boredom Strikes

I have to say this has to be most random post ever. I don’t have a particular topic but if you go on and continued reading until the last word of this post maybe it wont be a waste of time after all. speaking of time I woke up awhile ago at 7:30am, our class is canceled due to the low-pressure area about 1000km west of my current location. Ignore what I said about the pressure area thing, but our class is canceled because the weather department here is the Philippines declared a signal#2 storm. well guess what? no rain, just clouds. OK enough about storms and pressure areas right now I wanna talk about helicopters. helicopters? where on earth did that came from? well my dad is watching the movie Terminator: salvation and I just saw a helicopter crashed. Well speaking of Terminator, lets move on to Transformers II: Revenge of the fallen. A way cooler movie. Anyway, since we’re talking about robots, lets talk about robotics. whats about robotics? I really don’t know. I think it has something to do in making robots move and do things. You know ASIMO?? yup, the famous japanese robot made by honda. On the other hand, our school has just adepted a curriculum that involves robotics and anytime this year we’ll compete against other school in making robots move. OK, school. Like what I mentioned awhile ago. I class was canceled. Boredom is killing me!! I have nothing to do and since its raining I got nowhere to go. really sucks! good thing I have my computer here in our house. OK, Next topic?? Let me think…I got one for you, Check out this vid right —>HERE<—. Can you imagine? Taylor Swift in a rugged suit doin some hardcore rapping? Me too I can’t. she looks cool but her rapping is no better than a child crying. No offense but I think I would be better I she sticks on country songs. BTW, I really love Taylor Swift. Given the chance to marry her, I would take it! Speaking or rappin’, You know Mike Shinoda? Yeah, the cool dude from Linkin Park. Im a big fan of the Linkin Park, In fact, I know all of their song starting from Hybrid Theory up to their latest single New Divide. Really awsome band, specially when Joe Hann starts to do some turntable scratching….SCRATCHING…I have a really irritating itch at my back that I cant get rid off and it really bugs me. Im starting to run out of topics. Lets talk about Global Recession. I saw from the blog of my friend that the global financial crisis is affcting her lunch meals… Speaking of lunch, I haven’t eaten my lunch yet. cuz Im trying to finish this article…article…article…OH SH*T!! Our adviser asked me to make a article for our school publication and I need to pass it on monday and I haven’t thought of a topic yet…I’ll worry about that later. Anyway, If our school had just allowed us to go to the seminar, we would be having fun right now not writing really long senseless articles that just wastes my time. I really don’t know why Im making such long yet unsensible essays. It wont do me any good, it wont prolong my life, It wont feed the hungry people in africa, It wont give homeless people somewhere they can stay to…. Now  I know, CUZ I’M BORED! You’re right, It wont benefit people but it sure kills my boredom! I really hate being bored and trust me, you won’t like it when Im bored. When  Boredom stikes me tons of silly yet funny ideas enters my very productive mind as a result, those silly yet funny, dangerous yet controlled ideas goes to action. Playing pranks on everyone that I see….OK a few more words then Im done. Now what woud be those few words? IM DONE!

Note to readers: It just took me no more than 10mins to make this whole article…Thats how bored I am right now… Told you silly ideas enter my mind when im bored

*Another typical day*

June 16

Yesterday I went to school unsually early because of my excitement, today, I went to school late,  even later than my usual habit. With the frustration still kicking in, I entered our room with a faked smile left my bag at my chair then went to the library with the other frustrated students.  Well, what can you expect, more frustrating words comming out from frustrated students. We stayed at the library for the whole morning cuz we’ll only disturb the other class as they’re taking their exams. We talked about what should be happening by now if the school had allowed us to go. hearing words like” we should be at SLEX by now” or  “we should be resting at our quarters by now”  and “we should be drinking our fraps by now” really sucks, I still can’t imagine that our trip has been canceled.

Enough about the frustration. We had a great time talkin at the library talking about people that annoys us, calling customer service then asking them to do something imposibble, thinking about a topic for our school news paper and eating, yeah! eating at the library.  while we were talking teachers announced that classes will be cut short due to heavy rains, at last! some good announcements!. so we agreed to eat lunch at one place, we all agreed to eat at jollibee. not my favorite but I don’t have any choice. We ate, talked, played and then went home. Told you I was another typical day…

T Swift and T pain

*Just a typical day*

June 15-

One of the worst day among the first weeks of my last school year. One of my most awaited off-school trip got canceled. Really sucks! to add to our misery, we got the news just 5 hours away from our trip!

Anyway, theres nothing left to do but accept the truth that thats the final decision.  Now what?! We need to go to school tommorow and review for friday’s exam, our teacher told us that he will give us a job(whats new?!).

Aside from those news, Its just another typical day for a typical kid…Annoying classmates, Irritating Schoolmates, Freaking exams, Oven-like classrooms, Disgusting Lunch meals. Just imagine a 15-year old kid suffering all those torments, agony,disstress and pain. LoL, ignore everything that I said about agony and torments. I really love my school no matter what bullshit they throw at me

-Izzy