Something about us guys

I grabbed this from my cousin’s blog site, He said that he got this from a friend of his but he doesn’t know where did this article orginally came from
Grabbed from: http://imobed.com/randoms/something-about-us-guys/
Ladies, We don’t care if you’re friends with other guys.
But when you’re sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the [...]

Types of people I encounter everyday

Awhile ago while I was sitting in class, bored, annoyed, irritated and unconditionally pissed off because of the extreme heat I saw some of my classmates at the back listening to their mp3 players and playing their imaginary drums. At the other side of our room, I saw some girls using their cellphones. And as [...]

24 Things You Woudn’t Know Without the Movies

24. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
23. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.
22. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
21. All beds have special L-shaped cover [...]

Thoughts from Seinfeld

What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — “Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I’d better carpet the toilet too.”
What’s with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking [...]

Scientific Philosophies

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail [...]

A picture that kills

The photo is the pulitzer prize winning photo.
The Picture depicts a famin stricken child crawling towards an united nations food camp, located a kilometer away.
The vulture is waiting for the child to die so that it can eat it. This picture shocked the whole world. Nobody knows what happend to the child Including the photographer, [...]

The Truth about Santa

No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa [...]

User post: 13 Things Your Waiter Won’t Tell You

1. Avoid eating out on holidays and Saturday nights. The sheer volume of customers guarantees that most kitchens will be pushed beyond their ability to produce a high-quality dish.
2. There are almost never any sick days in the restaurant business. A busboy with a kid to support isn’t going to stay home and miss out [...]

What are kids thinkin nowadays??!!

Question: What are the ten things that annoys you the most
Izzy Toledo:

Boring things
Math
Emo quotes
People who thinks that they’re some sort of a rockstar
Fitted shirts/pants
Really long essays
People who studies alot
Group Messages
Korean, japanesse and chinese sitcoms
Frogs

Kathleen Uy :

Alarm clocks
Terrible internet connection
Bad hair day
Stress
People who thinks that their pretty or something
Messy room
“KJ” people
People who can’t make decisions
Not [...]

The Poop Name List

The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it’s rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But [...]