Police Reports

The following are copies of ACTUAL written statements submitted to the police on report forms. (Or at least they claim to be ACTUAL statements. You be the judge.) The drivers were instructed to give a brief statement on the particulars of the accident in their own words.
Woman Driver(WD): Coming home, I drove into the wrong [...]

Real Army Leaders:

Real Army Leaders: Can cuss for a full ten minutes without ever repeating a word.
Can remember when there were real NCOs.
Know why there is a bayonet lug on the end of their weapon.
Can chew tobacco, take a drink, call in a SITREP and a air strike, and keep their weapon at the ready all at [...]