Your Helpful Emails…

I just want to thank all of you for your educational email’s over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie [...]

Ways to annoy people at the movies

Buy a really tall hat (preferably a turban, etc.). Sit in the front row. If someone asks you to take it off, tell them it’s against your religion: 3 pts.
Throw popcorn up in the air and yell “It’s SNOWING!!”: 3 pts.
When someone kisses (on screen or in the theater), point and say “OOOOOHHHHH”: 2 pts.
Clap [...]